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June 8, 2018Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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May 14, 2018Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 1, 2018Dante’s Inferno or Disney World?
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March 22, 2018My First Girlfriend After I Came Out or The Virgin Mary?
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February 12, 2018PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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September 14, 2017Grad School or Pre-School?
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August 25, 2017UFC Champion Conor McGregor or a Pretentious Barista?
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jason Roeder about Griefstrike!, His Humor Book about Grief
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February 6, 2025Welcome to Cybertruck Anger Management
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse