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February 12, 2018PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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September 14, 2017Grad School or Pre-School?
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August 25, 2017UFC Champion Conor McGregor or a Pretentious Barista?
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August 23, 2017Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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August 3, 2017Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?
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July 31, 2017Jenny Holzer Truism or Deleted Anthony Scaramucci Tweet?
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July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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