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    Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?
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    Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?
    by Heather Cleland
  • April 5, 2017
    Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
    by Ryan Montanti
  • March 15, 2017
    Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis or WWE’s The Ultimate Warrior?
    by Tim Harper
  • March 3, 2017
    Remarks Made to Amelia Earhart Before Her Historic Transatlantic Flight, or Remarks Made to Women Ordering Desserts at Restaurants?
    by Maya Kieffer
  • October 20, 2016
    Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
    by Walter Carson
  • September 27, 2016
    World of Warcraft Character or Prescription Medication That Has Been the Subject of a Class Action Lawsuit?
    by Paul Bigioni
  • September 12, 2016
    21st Century Campaign Gaffe or Popular Song Title?
    by John Macintosh
  • July 7, 2016
    EDM DJ or Hormonal Contraceptive?
    by Kim Windyka
  • June 10, 2016
    Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
    by Kate DeSimone
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