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June 24, 2019Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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November 30, 2018Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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June 28, 2018Think Pieces Attempting to Define “Big Dick Energy” or Joan Didion’s Iconic Essay “On Self-Respect”?
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June 22, 2018A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jason Roeder about Griefstrike!, His Humor Book about Grief
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February 6, 2025Welcome to Cybertruck Anger Management
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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