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November 13, 2020NXIVM Sex Cult Leader or Outgoing President of the United States?
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October 14, 2020Donald Trump or E.E. Cummings?
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October 5, 2020Media Report On Donald Trump’s Health or Media Report On Kim Jong-un’s Health?
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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August 20, 2020Living With a Pandemic or a Newborn?
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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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July 31, 2020Growing Up In a Strict Immigrant Household or Living Through a Pandemic?
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July 21, 2020Female Character Written by Hemingway or My New Houseplant?
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June 24, 2020Oedipus Rex or Mike Pence?
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June 17, 2020Murder Mystery or a Career in Academia?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes