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List: Dante’s Inferno or Disney World?

List: My First Girlfriend After I Came Out or The Virgin Mary?

List: PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?

List: Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?

List: New Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text From My Mother?

List: Grad School or Pre-School?

UFC Champion Conor McGregor or a Pretentious Barista?

List: Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?

List: Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?

List: Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?