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either-or
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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October 13, 2022Nextdoor App or Stanford Prison Experiment?
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September 30, 2022Spotted Lanternflies or the Misguided Dreams of My Youth?
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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October 14, 2021Academic Job Market or Squid Game?
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?