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October 21, 2019Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?
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August 5, 2019White Nationalist or White Noise Machine?
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June 24, 2019Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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November 30, 2018Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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