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June 28, 2018Think Pieces Attempting to Define “Big Dick Energy” or Joan Didion’s Iconic Essay “On Self-Respect”?
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June 22, 2018A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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June 8, 2018Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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May 14, 2018Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 1, 2018Dante’s Inferno or Disney World?
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March 22, 2018My First Girlfriend After I Came Out or The Virgin Mary?
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February 12, 2018PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?
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January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
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November 10, 2017New Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text From My Mother?
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency