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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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April 3, 2020Heroine In an English Country House Novel or Member of a Pandemic Shelter-In-Place American Household?
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March 23, 2020Things You Shout At Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shout At Your Children While Shouting At Colleagues Over Zoom?
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March 3, 2020Who Said It: Donald Trump or Larry Vaughn, the Mayor of Amity Island from Jaws?
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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December 4, 2019My Toddler or an IKEA Chair?
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October 21, 2019Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?
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August 12, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your PhD Program?
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August 5, 2019White Nationalist or White Noise Machine?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes