1. Uses the term “mother” interchangeably with female parent and romantic partner.

2. Tasked with ending a plague.

3. Not particularly good at ending said plague.

4. Pretty much responsible for the outbreak of at least one plague.

5. Claim to office is marred by illegitimacy.

6. Has had a chorus bewail his decisions during a play.

7. Does not acknowledge that cigarettes cause cancer.

8. Crafts policies based on questionable religious interpretations.

9. Preoccupied with questions of marriage despite many actual issues that still need addressing.

10. Shows an adversarial stance toward people with disabilities.

11. Purports to understand the cryptic sayings that the unwelcome hellbeast tormenting the citizenry issues from time to time.

12. Many more people would be alive had he died on a mountain in his infancy.

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Oedipus Rex: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Mike Pence: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12