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All posts tagged
pandemics
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September 28, 2021Why I’m Doing My Own Research Before Using a Seat Belt
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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September 13, 2021A Note to My Remaining Students at the Close of the 2021 Fall Semester
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 7, 2021HR Answers Your Questions About Returning to the Office
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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August 26, 2021Basic Training for Your Pandemic Puppy
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers