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All posts tagged
pandemics
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 27, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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March 17, 2022Irish Blessings for Returning to the Office
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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February 1, 2022The CDC’s COVID-19 Guidelines for Moms Who Are Just So Tired of This Shit
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January 28, 2022“The Yellow Wallpaper II”: The Gothic Tale of Female Madness Updated for Women in 2022 with Unvaccinated Children Under Five
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?