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November 22, 2021Have You Been the Victim of a Vaccine Mandate? If So, You May Be Entitled
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November 17, 2021We Should Definitely Stop the Killer Asteroid, But First Let’s Figure Out Who Is Going to Get Rich from Saving Humanity
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October 22, 2021Actually, Sandworm Attacks Have Only a One Percent Death Rate
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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September 28, 2021Why I’m Doing My Own Research Before Using a Seat Belt
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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September 13, 2021A Note to My Remaining Students at the Close of the 2021 Fall Semester
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 7, 2021HR Answers Your Questions About Returning to the Office
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