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pandemics
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April 21, 2021A Tribute’s First Day of the Hunger Games or a Teacher’s First Day of School Reopening?
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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April 6, 2021“Thank You for Coming”: A Remembrance of the Gratitude and the Gorgeousness of Public Readings
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April 1, 2021Ugh, Really, a 4th Wave? Kind of Feels Like COVID Was Meant to Be a Trilogy, No?
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March 31, 2021The Captivity-to-Workplace Reintroduction Program
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 4, 2024I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person