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All posts tagged
pandemics
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April 28, 2021Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch?
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April 21, 2021A Tribute’s First Day of the Hunger Games or a Teacher’s First Day of School Reopening?
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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April 7, 2021I’m Sorry I Haven’t Graded Your Essays Yet — I’ve Been Busy Living Under Late-Stage Capitalism During a Global Pandemic
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April 6, 2021“Thank You for Coming”: A Remembrance of the Gratitude and the Gorgeousness of Public Readings
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April 1, 2021Ugh, Really, a 4th Wave? Kind of Feels Like COVID Was Meant to Be a Trilogy, No?
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me