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All posts tagged
pandemics
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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August 26, 2021Basic Training for Your Pandemic Puppy
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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August 17, 2021We Are Definitely Going Back to Normal Right Now. Maybe
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August 9, 2021Why Yes, I Did Grow a Hawk Beak During the Pandemic
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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August 5, 2021I Am a QR Code and I Am Here to Stay
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August 2, 2021The Dean of Students Clarifies the University’s COVID Guidelines for the Upcoming Semester
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters