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pandemics
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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January 20, 2022A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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January 18, 2022Two Years of This Pandemic Is Long Enough: It’s Time to Enter the Metaverse
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January 14, 2022Here’s How Time Works in 2022
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January 13, 2022FAQ for Omicron’s Emergency Spring Rush
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January 13, 2022Please Listen Carefully, As Our School’s COVID-Reporting Menu Options Have Not Changed
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January 12, 2022Introducing Horrible Purple, Pantone’s Color of the Year Inspired by COVID-19 Heat Maps
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January 12, 2022Insurance Providers Are Now Required to Cover the Costs of At-Home COVID Tests for Any American Clever Enough to Navigate the Labyrinth of Terrors
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January 11, 2022The Safest Place for Your Kids Right Now Is Inside the Scorpion Pit
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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October 15, 2024270 Reasons: Because They Seem to Really Like Our Country
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest