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All posts tagged
pandemics
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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway: Superspreader
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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June 11, 2021We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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May 24, 2021A Productive Meeting Between the District and Teachers About the Next School Year
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian