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July 21, 2017List: Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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June 29, 2017List: GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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June 7, 2017List: Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?
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May 12, 2017List: Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?
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April 5, 2017List: Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
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March 15, 2017List: Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis or WWE’s The Ultimate Warrior?
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March 3, 2017List: Remarks Made to Amelia Earhart Before Her Historic Transatlantic Flight, or Remarks Made to Women Ordering Desserts at Restaurants?
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October 20, 2016List: Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
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September 27, 2016List: World of Warcraft Character or Prescription Medication That Has Been the Subject of a Class Action Lawsuit?
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September 12, 2016List: 21st Century Campaign Gaffe or Popular Song Title?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018An Obituary for the Weekend
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”