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August 23, 2017

List: Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?

by Sally Miller
August 14, 2017

List: Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?

by Irving Ruan
August 3, 2017

List: Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?

by Ellie Skrzat
July 31, 2017

List: Jenny Holzer Truism or Deleted Anthony Scaramucci Tweet?

by Ella Gonzalez
July 21, 2017

List: Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?

by Dani Bostick
June 29, 2017

List: GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?

by Sara Sligar
June 7, 2017

List: Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?

by Nick Asbury
May 12, 2017

List: Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?

by Heather Cleland
April 5, 2017

List: Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?

by Ryan Montanti
March 15, 2017

List: Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis or WWE’s The Ultimate Warrior?

by Brandon Jerger

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July 5, 2019

The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776

by Lauren Tousignant
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan

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July 19, 2019

List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors

by Fiona Taylor, Caitlin Kunkel, Carrie Wittmer, and Brooke Preston
July 19, 2019

Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger

by Elizabeth Blackwell
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie
July 18, 2019

List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape

by Elissa Bassist