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August 23, 2017Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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August 3, 2017Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?
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July 31, 2017Jenny Holzer Truism or Deleted Anthony Scaramucci Tweet?
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July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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June 7, 2017Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?
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May 12, 2017Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?
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April 5, 2017Who Said It: My SoulCycle Instructor or an Existential Nihilist?
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March 15, 2017Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis or WWE’s The Ultimate Warrior?
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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