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September 21, 2015Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?
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September 16, 2015Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of My Parenting?
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September 2, 2015Clickbait Headlines or Texts from My Mom?
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August 21, 2015The Price Is Right Game or Slayer Song?
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June 10, 2015Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?
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May 28, 2015Sufjan Stevens Song or Quote From the National UFO Reporting Center?
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March 13, 2015Are You Working in a Start-Up or Are You In Jail?
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February 26, 2015Lacrosse Term, Obscure Sex Act That Frat Guys Always Claim to Do, Sweet Corn Variety, or Automotive Term With an Arbitrary Proper Noun In Front of It?
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February 9, 2015White Noise or White Noise?
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January 6, 2015Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning