Character In a Martial Arts Film or Job Title At an Early Stage Tech Start-Up?

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1. Ninja

2. Guru

3. Cub

4. Master

5. Sage

6. Apprentice

7. Grasshopper

8. Sensei

9. Padawan

10. Teacher

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Character in martial arts film: 8, 10
Startup: 3, 5, 9
Both: 1, 2, 4, 6, 7

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