1. Trip
2. Chip
3. Bo/Beau
4. Sandy
5. Buffy
6. Chase
7. Hunter
8. Tucker
9. Scooter
10. Sparky
11. Trent
12. Bentley
13. Tanner
14. Trace
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Golden Retrievers: 1-14
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