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All posts tagged
dogs
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August 26, 2021Basic Training for Your Pandemic Puppy
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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January 13, 2021Trust Fund Kid or Golden Retriever?
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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November 18, 2020Welcome to Dog Influencer Heaven
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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February 25, 2020Our Gang Is Only For Tough Guys Who Will Also Participate In Our Thought Exercise About Which Dogs Would Be Prettiest As Human Ladies
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February 18, 2020What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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October 22, 2019An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax