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All posts tagged
dogs
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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February 25, 2020Our Gang Is Only For Tough Guys Who Will Also Participate In Our Thought Exercise About Which Dogs Would Be Prettiest As Human Ladies
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February 18, 2020What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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October 22, 2019An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance
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May 16, 2019How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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May 1, 2019Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?
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April 11, 2019Allen Ginsberg’s “Who Let the Dogs Out”
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January 7, 2019Wedding Vows to the Man I Don’t Love As Much As I Loved My Childhood Dog
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 952
