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October 3, 2024You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud
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June 3, 2024We’re Having a Get-Together. Could You Bring Your Massive, Poorly Trained Dog?
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April 29, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s No Country for Young Dogs
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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June 23, 2023George Orwell or My Pug Who Hasn’t Eaten in an Hour?
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June 5, 2023Dogs Named After MBTA Stations
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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May 4, 2023Why God Decided Dogs Can’t Live as Long as People
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January 26, 2023Peaches the Instagram Dachshund Wants a Cut
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August 26, 2022Initial Report on the Labradoodle Integration Project at Gates of the Arctic National Park
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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