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    Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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    Dog People vs. Cat People vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle People
    by Jacob Williams
  • November 16, 2017
    To Combat Sexual Harassment, I’ve Decided to Only Hire Labrador Retrievers
    by Kate Zasowski
  • September 18, 2017
    Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle
    by John Long
  • August 23, 2017
    Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
    by Sally Miller
  • May 1, 2017
    What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
    by Holly Theisen-Jones
  • March 28, 2017
    Key Ring Chronicles: Dog Tags
    by William Sour
  • February 14, 2017
    Here Are the Leading Contenders in This Year’s Westminster Dog Show
    by Michael Rubens
  • January 19, 2017
    Fake News for Dogs
    by Molly Taft
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