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All posts tagged
dogs
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September 21, 2015Who’s a Good Boy!
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August 7, 2015Behold the Power of Coconut Oil!
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April 23, 2015List: Emotions My Emotional Support Dog Supports
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March 4, 2015Monologue: Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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November 13, 2014Today’s Top Puppy Pictures
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October 2, 2014List: Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a Rescue
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February 21, 2014Speak, Dogs. Speak! An Oral History of Go, Dog. Go!
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January 31, 2014Monologue: A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
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July 23, 2013How to Tell If Your Dog is a Fatalist
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February 13, 2013The Dog-Walker Whisperer
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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