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All posts tagged
rich-people
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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September 12, 2022I Support Unions, but They’re Just Not the Right Fit for the Company I Happen to Own
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August 31, 2022Now That I Am Rich, I Won’t Shut the Fuck Up
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May 20, 2022My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant
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April 5, 2022The 1%: We’re Just Like You
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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May 19, 2021If Billionaires Are “Immoral” and “Shouldn’t Exist,” Then Why Do I Want to Be One So Bad?
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January 13, 2021Trust Fund Kid or Golden Retriever?
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types