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August 23, 2017Louise Linton’s Guide to Fall Fashion for Poors
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July 26, 2017If You Give a Poor a Doctor
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June 6, 2017I Feel OK About Turning My Back on the Poor, Elderly, and Vulnerable Because I Really, Really Want to Own a Helicopter
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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April 28, 2017The Rest of Nordstrom’s Manual-Labor-Chic Summer Lineup
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March 9, 2017An Open Letter to Coastal Living Magazine
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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January 12, 201712 Totally True Facts About the Rich in Connecticut, You Plebs
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December 21, 2016Saving the World, One Gift-Wrapped Lexus at a Time
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 24, 2021Every Asian American Celebrity Interview
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic