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rich-people
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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May 28, 2019Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!
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April 4, 2019We Are the 1% and We Must Take Down the 0.1% (Our Rich Dads)
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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December 10, 2018Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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March 9, 2018How Could I Be Privileged When My Family Didn’t Have a Housekeeper for Our Ocean Front Home?
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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