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rich-people
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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November 14, 2019Elizabeth Warren Is an Existential Danger to Our Democracy, by Alexander “Lex” Luthor
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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May 28, 2019Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!
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April 4, 2019We Are the 1% and We Must Take Down the 0.1% (Our Rich Dads)
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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December 10, 2018Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck