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All posts tagged
rich-people
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October 10, 2017Jared Kushner’s First Draft Plan for Peace in the Middle East
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September 27, 2017I’m Doctor Tom Brady and I’m Here to Transform Your Fat, Worthless Soul
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September 5, 2017List: Whine and Cheese Pairings
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August 30, 2017List: Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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August 29, 2017You Wish You Were My Fucking Feet
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August 23, 2017Louise Linton’s Guide to Fall Fashion for Poors
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July 26, 2017If You Give a Poor a Doctor
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June 6, 2017I Feel OK About Turning My Back on the Poor, Elderly, and Vulnerable Because I Really, Really Want to Own a Helicopter
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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April 28, 2017List: The Rest of Nordstrom’s Manual-Labor-Chic Summer Lineup
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell