1. “What fresh hell is this?”

2. “That is not at all unusual, and one shouldn’t read more into it than there is.”

3. “Please God, let him telephone me now. Dear God, let him call me now. I won’t ask anything else of You, truly I won’t. It isn’t very much to ask. It would be so little to You, God, such a little, little thing. Only let him telephone now. Please, God. Please, please, please.”

4. “The nights are going to be pretty long from now on.”

5. “Burn your clothes baby…”

6. “We cannot turn back the clock.”

7. “… if she wouldn’t make up so much”

8. “With this the gist and sum of it, what earthly good can come of it?”

9. “Tell him I was too fucking busy — or vice versa.”

10. “Oddly enough, that’s one of the best introductions I’ve ever had.”

11. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

12. “So I’m thinking of throwing the battle — would you kindly direct me to hell?”

13. “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”

14. “Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

15. “Thank you, John, for having me.”

16. “It’s important that we get it — we get it quickly.”

17. “No one has ever been able to convince me that optimism is not preferable to pessimism.”

18. “This wasn’t just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.”

19. “He plies his trade among the musty and infirm.”

20. “… He knows I’m waiting here. He’s so sure of me, so sure.”

21. “We shall have our day, my dear.”

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Parker: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 21
Mueller: 2, 6, 10, 16, 17
Both: 15 (Mueller, definitely at Tabor Academy; Parker, almost certainly after the fourth martini)