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All posts tagged
robert-mueller
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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August 22, 2018List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 6, 2018I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 20, 2018After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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August 8, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing this Grand Jury Investigation Into President Trump and Russia
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I