The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
robert-mueller
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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August 22, 2018Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 6, 2018I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 20, 2018After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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June 12, 2025Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification
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June 11, 2025You’re Invited to My Birthday Military Parade
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June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes
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June 10, 2025Memo from the DHS: Deploy Megatron Before the LA Protesters Start Thinking They Have Rights