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    Mueller Does Shakespeare
    by Andrew Williams
  • March 25, 2019
    Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
    by Terry Heyman
  • March 25, 2019
    Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
    by Walter Carson
  • August 22, 2018
    Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
    by Margaret Hetherman
  • August 6, 2018
    I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
    by Bob Vulfov
  • May 8, 2018
    Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
    by Matthew Disler
  • April 20, 2018
    After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
    by Bob Vulfov
  • March 22, 2018
    Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
    by Matthew Disler
  • February 5, 2018
    The Muellertese Falcon
    by Dan Caprera
  • October 30, 2017
    Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
    by Matthew Disler
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