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Iran or Star Wars?
[Originally published July 2, 2009.]
1. Supreme Chancellor
2. The Special Clerical Court
3. Assembly of Experts
4. Third Senate
5. Guardian Council
6. Imperial Ruling Council
7. Supreme Leader
8. Army of the Guardians
9. General Ministry
10. Galactic Senate
Iran: 2, 3, 5, 7, 8
Star Wars: 1, 4, 6, 9, 10
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