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All posts tagged

preschool

January 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Preschool Homework

by Laura Skopec
December 27, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
September 14, 2017

Grad School or Pre-School?

by Lauren Jonik
September 8, 2017

Back-to-School Bingo: Hipster Preschooler Edition

by Melissa Duclos and R. Brunette
July 7, 2015

New York City Pre-K Schools’ Acceptance Letters

by Elizabeth L. Bradley
March 19, 2015

A Brooklyn Heights Nursery School’s Entrance Exam

by Garth Horn

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August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 11, 2020

Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You

by Robert Rooney
November 18, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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November 23, 2020

Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation

by Matthew Thiele
November 23, 2020

33 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis

by Bobbie Armstrong and Laura Leelun
November 23, 2020

Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2

by Dan Kennedy
November 23, 2020

Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex

by Dave Powers