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All posts tagged

preschool

January 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Preschool Homework

by Laura Skopec
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
September 14, 2017

Grad School or Pre-School?

by Lauren Jonik
September 8, 2017

Back-to-School Bingo: Hipster Preschooler Edition

by Melissa Duclos and R. Brunette
July 7, 2015

New York City Pre-K Schools’ Acceptance Letters

by Elizabeth L. Bradley
March 19, 2015

A Brooklyn Heights Nursery School’s Entrance Exam

by Garth Horn

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
November 23, 2021

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
November 18, 2021

Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever

by Risa Harms
October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis

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November 30, 2021

We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback

by Megan Rogers
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Some Worthy Causes for Giving Tuesday

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Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master

by Joel Kane
November 29, 2021

I’m Running for Congress Because It’s the Only Way I Will Be Able to Receive Paid Family Leave

by Amy Currul