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All posts tagged
preschool
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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March 21, 2023We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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November 10, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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August 24, 2022Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
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January 27, 2020An Open Letter to Preschool Homework
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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September 14, 2017Grad School or Pre-School?
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September 8, 2017Back-to-School Bingo: Hipster Preschooler Edition
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