There’s no such thing as a free lunch; a complimentary continental breakfast is served from 6:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. in the dining room, and dinner, available from 5:30 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., is included in your room price. A no-cost brunch is provided weekends until 11:00 a.m. Lunch is served every day for $29.95, and it’s how we subsidize the other free meals.
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