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All posts tagged
restaurants
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June 19, 2019List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 31, 2019We’re the Four White Guys Bringing Authentic Brazilian Street Cuisine to Your Neighborhood
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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February 28, 2018List: When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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October 20, 2016Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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October 3, 2016Peace Treaty Negotiations for Splitting Up the Check
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June 27, 2016Monologue: Welcome to My Food Sedan!
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546