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All posts tagged
restaurants
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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March 11, 2021Huddle Close, Children, That I May Tell You What It Was Like to Eat at a Restaurant
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January 27, 2021In the Middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, We Have Decided to Reopen Restaurants
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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December 7, 2020
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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May 13, 2021A/B testing “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”