Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
All posts tagged
restaurants
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January 31, 2019We’re the Four White Guys Bringing Authentic Brazilian Street Cuisine to Your Neighborhood
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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February 28, 2018List: When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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October 20, 2016Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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October 3, 2016Peace Treaty Negotiations for Splitting Up the Check
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June 27, 2016Monologue: Welcome to My Food Sedan!
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April 7, 2016List: Kama Sutra Position or Bennigan’s Menu Item?
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April 4, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lunch
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral