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All posts tagged
restaurants
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December 5, 2019Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 31, 2019We’re the Four White Guys Bringing Authentic Brazilian Street Cuisine to Your Neighborhood
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director