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restaurants
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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July 24, 2024Table Options for Your Dinner Reservation
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July 9, 2024Please Confirm Your Dinner Reservation
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July 1, 2024Our Food Tells a Story
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April 22, 2024I Tried IHOP’s Sonic the Hedgehog Menu So You Don’t Have to, But I Wish You’d Help Out Once in a While
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April 5, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Ignored the White Gaze
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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November 2, 2023I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
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July 28, 2023Summer’s in Full Swing at the Clam ‘n’ Putt
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