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restaurants
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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January 12, 2022Ho There! I Am a Nineteenth-Century Iron Worker and I Await the Day This Factory Is Refurbished into an Up-Market Food Hall
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December 29, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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March 11, 2021Huddle Close, Children, That I May Tell You What It Was Like to Eat at a Restaurant
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January 27, 2021In the Middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, We Have Decided to Reopen Restaurants
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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