All posts tagged
restaurants
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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February 28, 2018List: When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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October 20, 2016Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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October 3, 2016Peace Treaty Negotiations for Splitting Up the Check
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June 27, 2016Monologue: Welcome to My Food Sedan!
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April 7, 2016List: Kama Sutra Position or Bennigan’s Menu Item?
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April 4, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lunch
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September 1, 2015List: How to Hide from Your Friends at a Restaurant
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome