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August 12, 2019Monologue: Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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June 19, 2019List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 31, 2019We’re the Four White Guys Bringing Authentic Brazilian Street Cuisine to Your Neighborhood
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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February 28, 2018List: When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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August 17, 2017We’re Standing Up to President Trump with Half-Priced Flatbreads Until 5 PM
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October 20, 2016Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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