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All posts tagged
restaurants
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March 6, 2008Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone
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January 15, 2008My Life, Rewritten as a Chinese Takeout Menu and Slipped, Unwanted, Under My Door
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November 15, 2007List: Chain Restaurants That Went Kosher
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September 26, 2007My Therapist Goes To Dinner
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September 26, 2007Monologue: The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 11, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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June 15, 2007The Severely Allergic Restaurant Critic
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December 6, 2006List: Things My Father Has Said to Me in Crowded Restaurants
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November 30, 2006Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
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November 13, 2006La Maison Du Nord Bachelorette Party Prix Fixe Menu
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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