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October 29, 2014The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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October 24, 2013I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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September 30, 2013The Ultimate Small Plates Tasting Menu
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June 3, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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August 1, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Tcby.
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July 9, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel
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June 6, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Masgouf
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