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restaurants
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March 4, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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January 15, 2004Possible Restaurant Names For a Themed Slot-Machine/Race-Car/Tokens-And-Prizes Establishment That Has an Overwhelming Amount of Seafood Dishes On the Menu
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September 23, 2003Smokesignals: The New Official Newsletter of Coyote Sam’s Cowboy Grill®
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April 10, 2003Translated Chatter, City Cafe, Kandahar, March 14, 2003.
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August 16, 2002The Seventy-Ounce Steak, An Interview with John Laslo, about Eating It All in an Hour, Part One.
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July 15, 2002Actual Misspellings of My Name by the Chinese Restaurant I Call for Pick-Up
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May 6, 2002Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café
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April 22, 2002Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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