Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

Manifesto for Themeless Restaurant

My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Los Angeles residents love actors, singers, and Kobe. San Franciscans prefer “granola people” – bicyclists, bearded Democrats, people with bisexual dads…”

Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation

Don’t Be Ridiculous, “Alligator Alcatraz” Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself

How to Have a Hot Commie Summer

Excuse Me, but Your Theme Park Is Actually a Motif Park

Lesser-Known New York City Beaches