Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café

My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Los Angeles residents love actors, singers, and Kobe. San Franciscans prefer “granola people” – bicyclists, bearded Democrats, people with bisexual dads…”

Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families