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September 16, 2002

List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill

GREG KNAUSS
November 5, 2001

List: Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children

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July 9, 2001

List: Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed

GREG KNAUSS
July 9, 2001

List: Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

GREG KNAUSS
July 7, 2001

List: Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally

GREG KNAUSS
March 29, 2001

List: Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods

GREG KNAUSS
February 23, 2001

List: Early Drafts of Surprise Endings

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