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Greg Knauss
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September 16, 2002Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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November 5, 2001Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children
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July 9, 2001Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed
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July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally
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March 29, 2001Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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February 23, 2001Early Drafts of Surprise Endings
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule