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Greg Knauss

September 16, 2002

Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill

by Greg Knauss
November 5, 2001

Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children

by Greg Knauss
July 9, 2001

Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed

by Greg Knauss
July 9, 2001

Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

by Greg Knauss
July 7, 2001

Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally

by Greg Knauss
March 29, 2001

Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods

by Greg Knauss
February 23, 2001

Early Drafts of Surprise Endings

by Greg Knauss

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