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Greg Knauss
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September 16, 2002List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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November 5, 2001List: Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children
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July 9, 2001List: Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed
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July 9, 2001List: Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001List: Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally
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March 29, 2001List: Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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February 23, 2001List: Early Drafts of Surprise Endings
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 16, 2019I Described the Republican Ethos Word-For-Word and Now It’s Being Spun to Make Me Look Bad