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Articles by
Greg Knauss
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September 16, 2002List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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November 5, 2001List: Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children
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July 9, 2001List: Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed
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July 9, 2001List: Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001List: Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally
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March 29, 2001List: Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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February 23, 2001List: Early Drafts of Surprise Endings
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are