Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
Articles by
Greg Knauss
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September 16, 2002List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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November 5, 2001List: Schoolyard Games for Unpopular Children
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July 9, 2001List: Lines of Star Wars Dialogue If Obi-Wan Kenobi Had Been Really, Really Depressed
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July 9, 2001List: Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001List: Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally
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March 29, 2001List: Advertising Slogans Targeted at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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February 23, 2001List: Early Drafts of Surprise Endings
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral