“Los Angeles residents love actors, singers, and Kobe. San Franciscans prefer “granola people” – bicyclists, bearded Democrats, people with bisexual dads…”

My neighbor, Ed, explains the cultural differences between California’s two largest cities.  Also, a mnemonic for the Republican candidates in the 1996 presidential primaries (Lamar Alexander, Richard Lugar, Arlen Specter, Alan Keyes, Steve Forbes, Phil Gramm, Pat Buchanan, Bob Dole, Pete Wilson, Bob Dornan).