Ingredients in “A Russian Gets Lost in Malibu”, my roommate’s ill-advised distortion of the White Russian, and a mnemonic for the names of Angelina Jolie’s children (Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh).
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