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All posts tagged
alcohol
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June 10, 2021High Noon Sun Sips
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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October 7, 2020Four Loko Is Officially Four Woke-o
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September 24, 2019The White Claws of Wrath
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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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September 28, 2018Sure, Our Beer Is Almost Impossible to Track Down, But That Only Makes You Want It More
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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June 30, 2016An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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