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All posts tagged
alcohol
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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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September 28, 2018Sure, Our Beer Is Almost Impossible to Track Down, But That Only Makes You Want It More
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February 1, 2017List: 5 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016List: Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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June 30, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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April 12, 2016List: Tell Me Your Favorite Slow Jam, and I’ll Tell You What Beverage You’re Currently Crying Into
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March 31, 2016List: “Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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October 9, 2015Drinking Games for Non-Drinkers
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July 14, 2015List: Advanced Drinking Aphorisms
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do