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All posts tagged
alcohol
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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July 30, 2007The Lonely Sommelier: Beverage Pairings From My Kitchen
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May 19, 2007Monologue: Thoughts for Incoming Freshman
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February 5, 2007Monologue: Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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March 1, 2005List: Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
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September 1, 2004List: Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign
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July 27, 2004List: Levels of the Mercalli Scale of Seismic Intensity Whose Descriptions Roughly Approximate the Effects of Consuming a Commensurate Number of Beers
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March 23, 2004List: Alcoholics Anonymous Slogans as Eleven Murder Mystery Titles and One Spy Thriller Title
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November 18, 2003Open Letter: An Open Letter to Alcohol
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January 2, 2002List: Words Used by My Grandfather in His WWII Diary to Denote Intoxication
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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