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All posts tagged
alcohol
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June 25, 2008Alcoholics Eponymous
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March 19, 2008Brews to Accessorize the Modern Hipster
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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July 30, 2007The Lonely Sommelier: Beverage Pairings From My Kitchen
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May 19, 2007Thoughts for Incoming Freshman
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February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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March 1, 2005Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
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September 1, 2004Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign
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July 27, 2004Levels of the Mercalli Scale of Seismic Intensity Whose Descriptions Roughly Approximate the Effects of Consuming a Commensurate Number of Beers
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March 23, 2004Alcoholics Anonymous Slogans as Eleven Murder Mystery Titles and One Spy Thriller Title
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