All posts tagged
alcohol
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January 18, 2008Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville
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July 31, 2007The Lonely Sommelier: Beverage Pairings From My Kitchen
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May 19, 2007Monologue: Thoughts for Incoming Freshman
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February 5, 2007Monologue: Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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March 1, 2005List: Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
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September 1, 2004List: Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign
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July 27, 2004List: Levels of the Mercalli Scale of Seismic Intensity Whose Descriptions Roughly Approximate the Effects of Consuming a Commensurate Number of Beers
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March 23, 2004List: Alcoholics Anonymous Slogans as Eleven Murder Mystery Titles and One Spy Thriller Title
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November 18, 2003Open Letter: An Open Letter to Alcohol
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January 2, 2002List: Words Used by My Grandfather in His WWII Diary to Denote Intoxication
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give