Stellar Artois
Rad Stripe
Guinness Extra Credit
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Dos Degrees MDPhD
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Stellar Artois
Rad Stripe
Guinness Extra Credit
Samuel A+dams
Dos Degrees MDPhD
India Pale Yale
Budwiser