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January 13, 2025An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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June 24, 2021The Family Shasta
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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April 2, 2020Reviews of New Food: Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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November 21, 2019Reviews of New Food: Kin Euphorics Social Tonic
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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