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All posts tagged
beverages
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June 24, 2021The Family Shasta
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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April 2, 2020Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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November 21, 2019Kin Euphorics Social Tonic
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 9, 2019Pumpkin Spice: Now For Men
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September 24, 2019The White Claws of Wrath
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November 12, 2018Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix
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November 15, 2017Why Our 12-Ounce Cold-Pressed Juice Costs $71
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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