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beverages
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February 6, 2005List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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November 5, 2004List: Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
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November 1, 2004List: Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
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February 23, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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January 19, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
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October 31, 2003List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
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July 1, 2002List: Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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May 13, 2002List: Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
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January 7, 2002List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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September 3, 2001List: Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”