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beverages

  • February 6, 2005
    List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
    by Lisa Seger
  • November 5, 2004
    List: Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
    by Michelle McKenzie
  • November 1, 2004
    List: Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
    by JC Bellringer
  • February 23, 2004
    Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
    by Catherine Price
  • January 19, 2004
    Open Letter: An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
    by A.E. Sousa
  • October 31, 2003
    List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
    by Jules Lipoff
  • July 1, 2002
    List: Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
    by John Moe
  • May 13, 2002
    List: Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
    by Aaron Dallas
  • January 7, 2002
    List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
    by Melissa Bell
  • September 3, 2001
    List: Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
    by Rick Larsen
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