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beverages
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February 6, 2005List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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November 5, 2004List: Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
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November 1, 2004List: Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
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February 23, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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January 19, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
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October 31, 2003List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
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July 1, 2002List: Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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May 13, 2002List: Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
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January 7, 2002List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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September 3, 2001List: Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2019List: New Love Languages