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All posts tagged
beverages
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January 18, 2007Matthew McConaughey Explains to His Friend Rich That He Forgot His Dr. Pepper
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September 7, 2006For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
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August 9, 2006Alternatives, Should You Not Like Pina Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain
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August 4, 2006What the “It” Refers to in Gatorade’s “Is It in You?” Campaign
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October 5, 2005Fruit-Drink Flavors That Never Took Off
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March 28, 2005Failed Soft-Drink Product Names
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February 19, 2005Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Putting an Orange-Juice-like Drink in the Hopper: An Interview with Tony Meehan
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February 6, 2005Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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November 5, 2004Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
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November 1, 2004Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush