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All posts tagged
beverages
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February 6, 2005List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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November 5, 2004List: Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach
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November 1, 2004List: Candidates Running in the 2004 General Election Whose Names Feature Food or Drink
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February 23, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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January 19, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to To the People at Mott’s
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October 31, 2003List: Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?
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July 1, 2002List: Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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May 13, 2002List: Actual Names for Quadruple Espresso Drinks Used by Locally Owned Coffee Shops
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January 7, 2002List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You
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September 3, 2001List: Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks