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June 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Clinton and Monica Did… Stuff. Conservative Americans Got Angry. Britney Became a Sex Symbol/Pretend virgin. Creed Concerts Almost Rocked. Justin Bieber Was Born
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February 4, 2010Overachieving Beers
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March 13, 2009SerendipiTea’s New Workplace Line of Teas
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January 18, 2007Matthew McConaughey Explains to His Friend Rich That He Forgot His Dr. Pepper
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September 7, 2006For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
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August 9, 2006Alternatives, Should You Not Like Pina Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain
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August 4, 2006What the “It” Refers to in Gatorade’s “Is It in You?” Campaign
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October 5, 2005Fruit-Drink Flavors That Never Took Off
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March 28, 2005Failed Soft-Drink Product Names
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February 19, 2005Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Putting an Orange-Juice-like Drink in the Hopper: An Interview with Tony Meehan
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