HostiliTea
Don’t give in! Rise up, get pissed, and rage on! New HostiliTea gives you the energy to take on the powers that be, permanently. With guarabana and testosterone.
IrresponsibiliTea
Hey, it’s totally not your problem. This is the tea that mellows your harsh and frees your creative soul for passing the buck. Now with more kava and toasted hemp seeds.
FutiliTea
Really, there’s so little you could actually accomplish. Plus, it’s only a matter of time before you’re laid off. Why stress? One hundred percent valerian!