Water
Sucrose syrup
Glucose-fructose syrup
Citric acid
Natural and artificial flavors
Salt
Sodium citrate
Monopotassium phosphate
Ester gum
Sucrose acetate isobutyrate
Yellow 5
August 4, 2006
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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