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All posts tagged
alcohol
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September 24, 2019The White Claws of Wrath
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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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September 28, 2018Sure, Our Beer Is Almost Impossible to Track Down, But That Only Makes You Want It More
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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June 30, 2016An Open Letter to Beer Nerds
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April 12, 2016Tell Me Your Favorite Slow Jam, and I’ll Tell You What Beverage You’re Currently Crying Into
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March 31, 2016“Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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October 9, 2015Drinking Games for Non-Drinkers
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought