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All posts tagged

alcohol

November 18, 2003

An Open Letter to Alcohol

by Mark Leidner
January 2, 2002

Words Used by My Grandfather in His WWII Diary to Denote Intoxication

by Elizabeth Ellen
September 3, 2001

Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks

by Rick Larsen
December 15, 2000

How to Avoid a Hangover

by Colleen O’Brien
October 30, 2000

The Seven Stages of Drunk

by Kevin Sampsell
June 2, 2000

Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty)

by Tim Carvell
October 21, 1999

A Logic Puzzle and a Hangover Cure

by John Hodgman
October 20, 1999

Less Popular Bars

by Stuart Wade

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by Colin Nissan
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by Liz Galvao
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