I Liked These Guys Before Anybody Else Knew About Them English Bitter
Boys Don’t CrIPA
Oh Fuck My Rent Check Didn’t Come in the Mail Bock
Fixed-Gear Bicycleweisse
Essentially Empty Yet Always Present Messenger Baggleywine
Almost Stout of the Closet
All My Friends Are White Ale
So What If I Messed Up Your Starbucks Order Porter
Rummage Sale Pale Ale
I Don’t Really Like This but I’m Drinking It to Get Back at My Parents and/or Friends With an Overt and Crass Display of Being Cultured Lambic
I Am Entirely Fucking Done With Society Because It Is Run by Corrupt and Criminally Exploitative Man-Machines Who Don’t Give One Shit for Anyone or Anything Except for Money and Power Light Lager
Sleeping Pillsner