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All posts tagged
alcohol
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September 9, 2010More Realistic Cocktail Names
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June 24, 2010Dispatches From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 15: Sanctuary
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June 21, 2010Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Cheers (Santé, Skal, Egeszsegedre, Serefe…)
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April 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: People say alcoholism is a sickness. Pssh. Not at all! Jack Daniels frappuccinos, Everclear cookies, amaretto ’n cereal… sounds awesome!
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March 19, 2010The First Draft of My New Bud Light Commercial
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February 4, 2010Overachieving Beers
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February 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Milk, Perrier, Zima, Kahlua, Vodka, Straw
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September 3, 200915 Uses for Vodka
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August 20, 2009I Came Here to Do Two Things: _______ and Kick Ass. And I’m _______
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February 12, 2009Thoughts I’ve Had While Watching Intervention That Could Possibly Be Red Flags
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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