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  • August 5, 2014
    Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
    by Jarry Lee
  • January 14, 2014
    Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Becoming More Terrible
    by Amy Fusselman
  • June 28, 2013
    Office Drinking Game
    by Jonathan San
  • June 23, 2011
    Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
    by Marco Kaye and Sloan Schang
  • January 10, 2011
    How to Cure a Hangover
    by Sarah Walker
  • December 14, 2010
    The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
    by Jack Loftus
  • November 9, 2010
    Non-Essential Mnemonics: Berenstain Bears Learn About Young-Nasty Bear’s Sex Life. Berenstain Bears: Are You A Communist?
    by Kent Woodyard
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