Two rejected titles from the Berenstain Bears series and a mnemonic for a well-known Irish proverb (Beer before liquor, and you’ve never been sicker. Liquor before beer, and you’re all clear).
November 9, 2010
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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